Perhaps I'll Think of Something Clever....

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mom:
you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me:
THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom:
you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me:
i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me:
i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me:
without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom:
this isn't normal

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eurohist:

Not at all relevant. Barely any basis in history that I can see.

But… “Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine”?

A must see.

MATT

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